F
I still remember
Third of December
Am
Me in your sweater
You said it looked better
   Dm
On me, than it did you
Only if you knew
Bbmaj7
How much I liked you
    Bbm
But I watch your eyes, as she


[Pre-Chorus]

F
Walks by
What a sight for
Am
Sore eyes
Brighter than a
Dm
Blue sky
She's got you
Bbmaj7
Mesmerized
        Bbm*
While I die


[Chorus]

F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty

    Dm
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
  Bbm*
I wish I were Heather


[Verse 2]

F
Watch as she stands with
Her holding your hand
         Am
Put your arm 'round her shoulder
Now I'm getting colder
    Dm
But how could I hate her?
She's such an angel
Bbmaj7
But then again, kinda
Bbm
Wish she were dead, as she


[Pre-Chorus]

F
Walks by
What a sight for
Am
Sore eyes
Brighter than a
Dm
Blue sky
She's got you
Bbmaj7
Mesmerized
        Bbm*
While I die


[Chorus]

F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
  Bbm
I wish I were Heather

I wish I were Heather

F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
  Bbm
I wish I were Heather